A shameful race of hideous, rotten-toothed, ass-licking barbarians. Generations of imbreeding have rendered most of them illiterate. In the Hawaiian language, 'haole' simply means foreigner; being that the white savages were the first and most foreign creatures that the Hawaiians had ever seen, and being that the white devils were the foreigners who had the most contact with the
Hawaiians in the period following Captain Cook's bumbling expedition, the term 'haole' (foreign) became fixed to this parasite.
The misconception that haole means 'no breath' or 'souless' is a European invention, where the white man is just being honest about his inadequacies, although violating Hawaiian grammar.
Hawaiians in the period following Captain Cook's bumbling expedition, the term 'haole' (foreign) became fixed to this parasite.
The misconception that haole means 'no breath' or 'souless' is a European invention, where the white man is just being honest about his inadequacies, although violating Hawaiian grammar.
Tourist: God damn. What the hell is that smell? Did you step in monkey shit?
Zookeeper: No, that's just the haoles.
Zookeeper: No, that's just the haoles.
by Savage European July 14, 2006
Used as an insulting term torwards anybody with light skin in Hawaii. It has remained as an insult towards white people even since the culture of the islands has been absorbed by the "hip-hop" culture. I'm personally surprised that all of the locals haven't broken down and started calling us crackers yet.
by DCYB March 9, 2004
Someone who has not seen "Raps Hawaii" and therefore cannot possibly be considered a local to Hawaii. Typically fair-skinned foreigners.
by EnemyBoss April 6, 2017
This is used in hawaii to mean someone of caucasian ethnicity. It was first used to describe Capt. Cook and his men. It origianaly means without breath, because they were so pale (don't ask). It is now used in hawaii as a fact or an insult. Mostly an insult. Oh, it is only used on people with white skin.
You stupid haole!
by Kaimana July 2, 2004
Kimo: Eh, you when see dat haole
Nani: Stupid haole, took our land
Run if you hear this: i gone knock dat haole out after school
good: what a haole= dumb blond
He Hawai`i mau a mau. `A`ole kekahi Haole mau a mau.
I am Hawaiian forever. Not one white forever
Nani: Stupid haole, took our land
Run if you hear this: i gone knock dat haole out after school
good: what a haole= dumb blond
He Hawai`i mau a mau. `A`ole kekahi Haole mau a mau.
I am Hawaiian forever. Not one white forever
by damalama September 13, 2007
The words "haha" and "lol" together = Haol
Shows great laughter to something hilarious in a conversation.
Shows great laughter to something hilarious in a conversation.
Guy 1: "So i was at this Snoop Dogg concert and this white guy ran up on stage and grabbed the microphone and yelled OIL SPILL!!! and ran off with an angry mob of black people after his ass."
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! HAOL!!!!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! HAOL!!!!
by ChrisEk99 December 19, 2006
haha and lol combined.
Used in instant messaging such as AIM, Yahoo, or MSN and it can also be used in xanga or myspace
To show that something is funny; hilarious
Created by Chris D.
Used in instant messaging such as AIM, Yahoo, or MSN and it can also be used in xanga or myspace
To show that something is funny; hilarious
Created by Chris D.
Drill Instructor: DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!
Private Cowboy: SIR NO SIR!
Drill Instructor: ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER!!
Private Cowboy: SIR NO SIR!
Me: HAOL!!!
- Quoted from Full Metal Jacket -
Private Cowboy: SIR NO SIR!
Drill Instructor: ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER!!
Private Cowboy: SIR NO SIR!
Me: HAOL!!!
- Quoted from Full Metal Jacket -
by Chris Ducar July 22, 2006