Hannat 

to ignore people who try to warn you

Jenny: hey, Tyson isn't serious with you and told me he has been in love with someone else for years.

Janet: No way, I'm perfect and we're getting married.

(2 years later)

Single Janet: Whoa, I didn't see this coming.

Jenny: I told you not to hannat, now you're alone when you could have prevented it by not being so arrogant.

Hannat by vanillacone April 16, 2010

hannitized 

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!

hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

hannani 

The clumsiest homo sapiens to exist yet very cute, seducing, interesting and fun to be around. You're lucky if you have a Hannani as a bestfriend and girlfriend because she knows how to cheer people up on their gloomy day and boost their mood. If Hannani loves you then you're very lucky so don't break her heart because you'll be sorry for the rest of your life. Very strong and independent.

Person 1: "Why do you love her? "
Person 2: "Simply because she's Hannani."

hannani by lilbabychick December 29, 2017

pull a hannah baker 

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub

Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself

pull a hannah baker by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017

hanna 

A very sweet girl who is shy but very crazy once you meet her. She's smart, talented, and funny. Shes a master of making funny faces and will make you laugh till you cry. Whenever you need help with homework, hanna is always there to help you. She'll literally do anything to help you and is just the most purest person you'll meet. She thinks she's ugly but she's actually the most cutest, prettiest, and adorable looking person you know. She gives you the best compliment even when you don't need it. The only person that can comfort you is probably hanna. You NEED a hanna in your life. I don't know what you're doing with life if you don't have her.

Me: *I did bad on my audition*
Mom: "You should've practiced more."
Hanna: "Harin! I'm sure you did good. You always do"

*I'm sad*
"Where's hanna at"

hanna by yourbestfriendhaha April 30, 2020

hannah grace

A silly light-hearted girl that's always down for an adventure and is never on time for anything. Sweetest person you'll ever meet and friends with everyone but she's honest and blunt like a wooden bat. Great at telling stories and making people laugh but don't cross her or she'll wreck you like rainbow road.

Guy: "So you know Hannah Grace?"
Other guy: "Yo, who doesn't know Hannah Grace?"

hannah grace by Class_Clown May 13, 2018

Kathleen Hanna

Riot Grrrl, lead singer of Le Tigre and former lead singer of Bikini Kill in between which she had a solo project as Julie Ruin.

She inspired the name of Nirvana's hit song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by writing "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on one of Kurt Cobain's walls. He thought it meant "the spirit of teens" and didn't know it was a deodorant. Courtney Love punched her and threw a bag of chips in her face backstage Lollapalooza which unintentionally became one of the most defining moment for the riot grrrl movement.

Emma said "Kathleen Hanna."

Kathleen Hanna by Izzy the Beast October 2, 2004