Hanking 

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

Hanking by DJUnion March 20, 2019

hanking 

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.

Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.

hanking by McGerald July 7, 2011

Hanking 

The unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (Whether it be large or small)

John was losing to Mike in Madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. We agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.

Hanking by ManForThePeople January 16, 2014

Hanking 

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

Hanking by BigPutz January 18, 2008

Hanking 

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

Hanking by Fruit loop February 17, 2019

Hanking 

Something or someone that is unbelievably nasty in either smell or appearance.

I found your jockstrap in the laundry basket. It was HANKING.

Hanking by hublotelite July 26, 2012

Hanking 

Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking - Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking by andrea36 August 24, 2008