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fat hangups 

overweight people being especially mean, rude, and aggressive towards non-fat people, because the fat person is insecure about their fatness, ugliness, or they are hungry
Fat Girl: Why aren't you finishing your hamburger? Don't you know that's a waste of money? You could have bought a bus pass with the money you wasted on your plate!

Guy: Don't lay your fat hangups on me.
fat hangups by urbanhighwriterguy October 2, 2012
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sexual hang-ups

When someone does not want to have sex or engage in any form of sexual activity due to some emotional problem.
Summer: C'mon, old man, little boy, let's make an inter-generational sandwich!

Rick & Morty: Eww! Gross! DIsgusting! Put some clothes on for god's sake!

Centaur: Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!

hollywood hangup 

When you hang up the phone without indication. Typical people will give some indication the conversation is over, "see you later," good bye," "talk to you soon," etc. But as Hollywood movies have taught us, this is not necessary. When you are finished with what you have to say, hang up.
-"Did you get the memo I sent you, Rob?"
-"Yes, but I will read it later."

(click.)
hollywood hangup by blueck November 24, 2005
Word of the Day on December 7, 2005

Hookup Hangup 

1.(noun) The halting of a casual hook-up only “relationship.” The cease the hookup situation you are currently involved in.
2.To be used in lieu of break-up, when there was no official relationship to begin with.
3.(verb) Hang his/her hook up
Ex.(noun)

Matt’s crazy
“Yea I know, this needs to be a hookup hangup”
OR
(verb)
Matt’s crazy”
“Yea I know, you need to hook his hang up”

false hangup 

Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.
Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.

Steven: I hate False hangups.
false hangup by me278 August 1, 2007

Jianous Hangus 

Jianous Hangus is a rare exotic bird found in Central America, they scream as to protect their young and territory.
The Jianous Hangus eats a diet of 9mm Pistol Rounds and regurgitates it to their young also known as "Potters."
A flock of Jianous Hangus is called a n*gga gang, the leader of which is called a "Tomas." The Tomas often kill young Potters and digest them.

Jianous Hangus use a form of Mitosis by performing rituals, these rituals often require a pee sacrifice, often reserved for a different species known as "Atlas." Atlas' are prey of the Jianous Hangus and are often used in trading from the species.

Jianous Hangus have multiple sub-species, these include Jianous Milos Hangus, JQuerus Thicsaurus Hangus and David
Is that a Jianous Hangus? Those are super rare, better take a photo before I get spotted.

Double Hangup 

the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shouting "YEAH THATS RIGHT!" into the phone and hanging up AGAIN.

Sourced from nixus
man my bitch pissed me off so much last night on the phone that I gave her the double Hangup
Double Hangup by Paul August 12, 2004