Hangkok

A form of masturbation where you tie a shoelace around your neck and dick. Named after the city of Bangkok, where actor David Carradine attempted this with disastrous results.

Wow, the Hangkok sounded like a great idea before, I mean, tying a shoelace around your neck and dick is just sheer genius and would surely get me off, but after hearing about David Carradine dying from it I'm not so sure anymore...

Hangkok by deathwish124 June 13, 2009

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One night in Hangkok

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

One night in Hangkok by jismjedi June 16, 2009

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hanakok.un

This is a cosplayer with over 5k followers
She cosplays Hanako-Kun, Junko Enoshima, Mikan Tsumiki, Kokichi Ouma and I’m sure more!

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hanakok.in’s new video
Person 2: Omg hanakok.un is so sweet

hanakok.un by Sabidoodle November 30, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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