Merle Haggard
Merle Haggard by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007
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mad haggard
1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
mad haggard by Adamator November 10, 2008
Haggarday
The day following a hard Friday (day or night) of drinking or other forms of debauchery, and the participants are looking and feeling haggard. The day preceding Sunday (only if previous conditions apply).
The Hangman's Curse
When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.
I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.
The Hangman's Curse by Tromboneman272 September 6, 2023
Hangnail
A strip of skin at on either side of a fingernail people pick at. Hangnails are extremly painful, and very addicting. It's a habbit for some to pick at hangnails until the strip of skin has come off, and start a new one after they're finished bleeding.
During dinner Margo's thumb started bleeding all over the place because she just kept picking at her hangnail.
Hangnail by LaLaLaLexi August 14, 2006
Hangmans jig
When a persons neck does not break when hung, instead the muscles in the neck and back are torn. This causes the victim to spasm in agony while suffocating to death...giving the impression of dancing a crude and horrifying jigg
18th century London: One John Leech accused of murder, sentenced to hang. He prayed for a clean break but found himself dancing the Hangmans jig.
Hangmans jig by Gallow's Humor March 15, 2011
hangar queen
Any aircraft that regularly resides in a hangar as a result of an accident, a maintenance issue, or both. Sometimes the said aircraft is cannibalized for parts for other aircraft.
hangar queen by stevesairshow April 10, 2008