handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

handytarded by saxboii April 15, 2010

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011

Handytard 

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

Handytard by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

Handitarded 

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

Handitarded by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014