Andy's Handy Store 

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.

Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!

Andy's Handy Store by ricoross August 23, 2012

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

Plowman's Handy by Whitro March 30, 2009

Manny’s Handy 

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

Manny’s Handy by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Handy-dime(s) 

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.

Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better

Handy-dime(s) by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021

Manny’s Handy 

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

Manny’s Handy by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

Satan's handy by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

Satan's handy by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021