handwake
John did a handwake to help him wake up in time for class.
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Jane did a handwake on John this morning in bed.
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Jane did a handwake on John this morning in bed.
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handfake hug
a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug
"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"
handfake hug by Gaiachild October 18, 2013
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Handcake
A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.
This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.
This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.
Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"
Woman-Excuse me?
Man-"uhm... handcaks?"
Woman- *smacks and leaves*
Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."
Woman-Excuse me?
Man-"uhm... handcaks?"
Woman- *smacks and leaves*
Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."
Handcake by handcakeman May 6, 2009
handwavey
handwavey by robinsgirlfriend September 29, 2017
handcake
A cell phone that isnt a candy bar or flip type, to name two of the most cell popular styles; usually refers to a Blackberry or similarly shaped device like some of the newer PDA's.
Dude#1: Yo, is that your handcake vibe-in'? Its so slim, I didnt you was packin'.My flip is slim, but the battery fades fast and I miss out on sum lovin sumtimes....
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.
Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick.
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.
Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick.
bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.