handwake 

Masturbation or manual sexual stimulation on another person in the morning upon waking up.

John did a handwake to help him wake up in time for class.

or

Jane did a handwake on John this morning in bed.

handwake by S.Beach December 21, 2007

handfake hug 

a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug

"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"

handfake hug by Gaiachild October 18, 2013

Handcake 

A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.

This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.

Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"

Woman-Excuse me?

Man-"uhm... handcaks?"

Woman- *smacks and leaves*

Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."

Handcake by handcakeman May 6, 2009

handwavey 

1. iffy, not entirely sure
2. unclear

The science on that is a little handwavey

handwavey by robinsgirlfriend September 29, 2017

handcake 

A cell phone that isnt a candy bar or flip type, to name two of the most cell popular styles; usually refers to a Blackberry or similarly shaped device like some of the newer PDA's.

Dude#1: Yo, is that your handcake vibe-in'? Its so slim, I didnt you was packin'.My flip is slim, but the battery fades fast and I miss out on sum lovin sumtimes....
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.

Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick.

handcake by cosmokid January 11, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004