Ham handlers 

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

Ham handlers by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown

{guy]Did u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

the serpent handlers of west virginia by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007

Pan Handlers

Dishwashers in a restaurant.

Give that baked lasagna to the Pan Handlers.

Pan Handlers by 66tornadoes December 14, 2016

Pan Handlers

My Squad; i.e. drug dealers, hustlers, and any one one their grind.

You sell dimes? I didn't know you was a Pan Handler.

Pan Handlers by Hakim Lewis June 20, 2005

Pan Handlers

1. Those training in the art of scooting a pan.
2. A member of Pan Scooting International

John X was one of the most revered Pan Handlers in the Pan Scooting A League during the 80s...

Pan Handlers by Mark Walker December 28, 2007

Clam Handlers 

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.

Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!

Clam Handlers by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023

Pan Handlers Putin 

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

Pan Handlers Putin by Peacockthree May 13, 2005