Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.
Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!
by aquamongoose December 3, 2009
The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of
women's vaginas.
To be the master of or dominate poon.
To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
women's vaginas.
To be the master of or dominate poon.
To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.
Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
by court day December 8, 2010
A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.
I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
by rob metzgar January 15, 2009
one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.
by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004
A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 28, 2010
by chris corrado December 6, 2008