Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.
This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.
by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003
Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.
All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.
by cccccccccc July 07, 2014
when some one else Masterbates you for you
'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
by Natalie Blortman January 05, 2014
when a girl masterbates a guy
She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.
by Someone February 06, 2005
When a man gets a manicure.
Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...
by jrfrnk September 29, 2010
A European handshake
When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.
by thebigred14 May 01, 2011
A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.
Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.
by Alz730 July 16, 2011

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