when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand
the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.
by Tessa June 20, 2005
(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.
-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."
by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 03, 2010
A waste of time.
Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.
by The Philmeister July 10, 2008
The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?
by thespookyfog November 21, 2005
To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.
"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!
by Gary April 24, 2005
masturbating a boy
i like to give timmy a hand job... says robbie
by vartansgal October 12, 2003
wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??
wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine
by Anonymous July 18, 2003

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