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64.
I went into the spa and asked for a hand job. They sat me down at a table and the technician across from me buffed my nails, trimmed my cuticles, and massaged lotion into my hands. It was a relaxing experience and I left satisfied.
by Grammy in the Red House January 17, 2010
 
65.
(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.
-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."
by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 03, 2010
 
66.
A waste of time.
Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.
by The Philmeister July 10, 2008
 
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The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?
by thespookyfog November 21, 2005
 
68.
To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.
"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!
by Gary April 24, 2005
 
69.
masturbating a boy
i like to give timmy a hand job... says robbie
by vartansgal October 12, 2003
 
70.
wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??
wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine
by Anonymous July 18, 2003