when sum one wacks off a guy
"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."
by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003
to jack of someone with your own hand
i got jamie to give me a hand job
by kk November 08, 2002
when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand
the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.
by Tessa June 20, 2005
I went into the spa and asked for a hand job. They sat me down at a table and the technician across from me buffed my nails, trimmed my cuticles, and massaged lotion into my hands. It was a relaxing experience and I left satisfied.
by Grammy in the Red House January 17, 2010
(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.
-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."
by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 03, 2010
The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?
by thespookyfog November 21, 2005
To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.
"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!
by Gary April 24, 2005
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