Pittsburgh Handiwipe 

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.

"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."

Pittsburgh Handiwipe by illyjoel September 2, 2012

San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.

I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.

San Francisco handiwipe by TeamCook January 2, 2020

handitizer 

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.

Mom, need any handitizer?

handitizer by EtotheT March 17, 2010

Hindwipe 

Alternatively, though less commonly referred to as "Wipesight", this is a moment in which someone returns to the bathroom roughly 30 minutes after their original visit to properly complete their inadequate wiping job.

Dave: "Hey Jerry, you don't look so well...you doing alright?"
Jerry: "Dave...I had to wait for that ENTIRE business meeting to finish before I could get a good hindwipe in"
Dave: "Ugh...I'm so sorry man, that's rough"

Hindwipe by Richter G. Bathroomshit December 18, 2017

handicaped 

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

You are handicaped.

handicaped by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012

handisped 

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.

Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.

handisped by Barret K March 1, 2006

Handitizer 

Shorten word for Hand Sanitizer. I think a better description.

Would you like to use my handitizer after all the hands you had to shake?

Handitizer by luvbtllulllLluvbtl February 10, 2017