Bus Hands 

The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.

Sorry I just got home and have to wash my bus hands before I eat.

Bus Hands by Kinkstergay October 15, 2011

bus hands 

Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.

Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!

Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.

Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.

bus hands by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011

Fun Bus Hand-Job 

An exciting, secretive hand-job performed on a fun bus on the ride back from your trip. The thrill of the trip combined with the hand-job itself creates an explosion in your pants. If done right, none of your seat neighbors will be disrupted.

"After riding roller coasters all day Stacy just Larry a Fun Bus Hand-Job"

Fun Bus Hand-Job by Livin'LikeLarry August 6, 2012

Dirty Bus Driver Hands 

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

Dirty Bus Driver Hands by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

Bus Driver Hands 

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

Bus Driver Hands by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

hand busy 

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"

hand busy by CL69 May 14, 2008

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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