malli handford 

sketty piece of grass.

‘friends’ more like a sketty piece of grass (about malli handford)

malli handford by charlotte penny June 2, 2020

Malli Maria Handford 

smelly pretty girl

omg Malli Maria Handford look alike

Malli Maria Handford by charlotte penny October 2, 2020

Hansford 

American term that defines the most badass person of all time. Hansfords have extremely sexual personalities, and most people totally dig that. These supreme beings have been blessed with the ultimate "range" of sexual encounters. American, Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiian, you name it.....a Hansford has banged it. Hansfords are also gifted with a large penis of 10 inches or more........usually more.

***Also known as Hans***

OMG Jenna.........I totally saw a Hansford yesterday, he was walking in the store and without even asking, bent me over the graham crackers and did me right there!!! I totally digged it!!!!

Hansford by Badass Hans May 6, 2009

Hanford

Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.

"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"

Hanford by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008

Hanford

Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.

"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"

Hanford by Tagen June 16, 2008

Brodie hansford 

A beautiful boy, hes so cute from his blond hair to his feet. He has sparks in his eyes, The way he walks give every girl a lady boner.

girl 1: Omg have you heard of brodie hansford
girl 2: Yes hes such a hottie

Brodie hansford by Babymama nyiehsa June 3, 2019

Hanford Hookup 

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

Hanford Hookup by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011