Buffalo Handcart 

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

Buffalo Handcart by webweary June 19, 2011

Peruvian Handcart 

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

Peruvian Handcart by Cockblock September 16, 2012

hell in a handcart 

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"

hell in a handcart by Phil G January 16, 2008

Brooklyn Handcart 

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

Brooklyn Handcart by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

Handparty 

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.

"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."

Handparty by JasonFasho January 19, 2009

handfarting 

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

handfarting by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

handmart 

half handsome, half smart. One stop shop for all thing foreplay.

Kevi pleases all my needs (sexually), hes such a handmart.

handmart by Gainzzdesai December 14, 2017