Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.
Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!
Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?
Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job
Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?
Caleb: Yes
Caleb: Oh nothing really!
Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?
Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job
Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?
Caleb: Yes
by Basement Bros September 19, 2012
Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.
by Bane1717 March 9, 2016
A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.
The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.
If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.
The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.
If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.
by Riskyreacharound March 30, 2020
Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'
by Hudson Street Homeboy October 18, 2010
The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.
Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.
by Air hand job master October 17, 2013
Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.
by 426 August 4, 2009
-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
by utica hand job June 17, 2010