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Mr. Hand Towel 

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
Mr. Hand Towel by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011

Turkish Hand Towel 

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.
Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.

Biloxi Hand Towel 

The act of using your partner's hair as a towel following anal sex.

Cleaning your junk from spooge and ass juices using the hair of your ho.
Dude, I just finished banging this chick in the ass and I had cum and lube all over my dick, so i gave her the ol' Biloxi Hand Towel.
Biloxi Hand Towel by stickyphil January 25, 2011

Swedish Hand Towel 

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.
Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.
Swedish Hand Towel by Vexillum April 26, 2011

Cologne and hand towels 

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

hardtowel 

When a male jerks off and uses a towel to clean up the mess
Josh: can I use this towel?

Trey: no that’s my hardtowel
hardtowel by 6969beans April 6, 2021