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Carter Hand 

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.
Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder
Carter Hand by Carter hand March 31, 2022

Buffalo Handcart 

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.
Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
Buffalo Handcart by webweary June 19, 2011

Peruvian Handcart 

Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
Peruvian Handcart by Cockblock September 16, 2012

hell in a handcart 

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"
hell in a handcart by Phil G January 16, 2008

handcarted 

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy
Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted
handcarted by kylet June 27, 2006

Brooklyn Handcart 

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)
Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.
Brooklyn Handcart by B Tsunami April 6, 2019