hamstritch 

(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.

A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch

hamstritch by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 6, 2014

Hamsterbitches 

A very attractive female hamster that’s grabbing the attention of someone. There is a 100% chance to lay them.

„Hamsterbitches werden gelayed“ - jeder, immer.

Hamsterbitches by Ulfgunshot March 22, 2020