bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 5, 2017

Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 30, 2011

A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021

siberian hamster

A mamal derived from the ancient Siberian squirrel, today is a most commonly lovable pet. Most hamsters are highly trained and their squirrel like qualities are sharpened. Even though they tend to take an appearance of a mouse, their from type is the Siberian white squirrel.

My friend has a squirrel like Siberian hamster.

by Ariel1 March 5, 2018

Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.

I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.

by ClintReno April 5, 2019

Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.

by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012