A woman who is very short and fat, resembling a hamster.
No hamsters please.
by jwka2001 May 16, 2010
wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.
i spilled coffee all over my hamster!
by yourworstmemory March 06, 2005
An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:

H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway

To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.

Josh really liked the girl, but realized there was no long term prospects due to her being a HAMSTER.

Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "Oh mah god. I'm kinda like an actress, model, and singer. Yeah, totally"
Guy: "Wow, you're a triple HAMSTER! I gotta run."
by Nashvegas09 April 19, 2009
A derogatory term for ones mother
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
by llamanator October 11, 2004
Hamster is a code word for black people for when they are around but you feel like talking about them anyway.
*Asian walks into store* "Gosh, look at the hamsters!"
by UhhYeahhiGetcha July 06, 2010
those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice

note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree
mom: okay

...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons
by adam14212 November 23, 2007
something your mother was.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
by Xizor July 28, 2008
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