hampsterhead 

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

hampsterhead by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

hamsterhead 

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.

Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.

hamsterhead by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017

hamperhead 

One of Middle Eastern descent or origin. Specifically, it refers to radical-minded misogynistic Muslims with anti-western sentiments. So named for the ponderous garments which they are prone to don on their head. This term is interchangeable with other terms such as 'sand-nigger' or 'camel-jockey.'

Yasser Arafat was one crazy motherfucking hamperhead

hamperhead by Jeremiaj December 16, 2006

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

hampstered by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

Hampstered

Drunk

I got so Hampstered last night.

Hampstered by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009