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Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.
I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.
Dung Hampers by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.
"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"
Dung Hampers by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

shit hampers 

Slang for a pair of flashy underwear e.g. Tommy Hilfiger boxer shorts, Primark limited edition briefs.
Yo Terence they are a fine pair of shit hampers you got on!

I think I just stained my best pair of shit hampers.
shit hampers by ted61318 October 13, 2009

Hamper Hunter 

A sneaky opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.
She caught him sniffing her panties and freaked out. Who would have thought Jeff was a hamper hunter.
Hamper Hunter by Hamper Hunter November 9, 2020

noise hamper 

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.
While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

Hammersauced 

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."
Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009