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3 definitions by ted61318

 
1.
A girl exclusively enjoying only one penis for the foreseeable future.

A relationship stage between single & engaged.
Don't bother with that girl she's a one dicker.

I thought I was gonna get into her pants but then she told me she was a one dicker.
by ted61318 October 13, 2009
 
2.
That bleak empty feeling of guilt after masturbating.
Particularly after masturbating to obscene pornographic images or images resembling family members
That porn seemed really good until I finished & the five finger fallout came over me.

Sometimes I wish I could enjoy bestiality without the five finger fallout.
by ted61318 October 13, 2009
 
3.
Slang for a pair of flashy underwear e.g. Tommy Hilfiger boxer shorts, Primark limited edition briefs.
Yo Terence they are a fine pair of shit hampers you got on!

I think I just stained my best pair of shit hampers.
by ted61318 October 13, 2009