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HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.
HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019
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A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.
Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!

This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?
Hamon by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017
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Hamdan Flexing 

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1
i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING
Hamdan Flexing by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

homoantiqophobe 

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.
"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.
Expression that denotes to speechlessness
"The person stopped in his tracks and stared in hamana at the beautiful scenery in front of him."
Hamana by TrickyJebus June 22, 2016

arab hamsandwich 

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries
Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches
arab hamsandwich by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

hamantha 

The full name of ham.
bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha
hamantha by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017