Hamnette

An abnormally small penis; diminutive of 'HamptonWick', cockney rhyming slang for prick. An aLlernative spelling is Hamnett.

Arnold bought a Humvee to compensate for his hamnette

by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004

Hamnett

A chocolate penis.

Derived from the first known manufacturers, the Hamnett Novelty Confectionery Co.

Tony disgusted his colleagues by lasciviously eating a Hamnett in public.

by Ditchling Dan March 1, 2004

hamnett

a pathological fantasist; a Walter Mitty type

Tony thought he wasthe world's greatest lover. What a Hamnett!

by Harry Hassocks May 10, 2004

Hamnett

Alternative spelling of Hamnette (q.v.)

He tried many quack remedies to compensate for his Hamnett

by Seaford Sam June 24, 2004