an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.
small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD