Ham + Sandwich = Hammich
NOT an STD.
Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!
Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.
Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*
an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.
small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD