hammertong

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

hammertong by Ice-D July 17, 2006

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Blackout hammertossed

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better

Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Blackout hammertossed by itsbrandybish December 30, 2019

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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

hammering clitties by running out of patience March 12, 2008

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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020