Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.
Also known as HDS technology.
Also known as HDS technology.
Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
by tbone87 April 28, 2008
Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.
Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
by josh January 21, 2004
A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable
Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.
by MANNAMEDJACK March 5, 2009
Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!
Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.
by Fruital-Bingo October 17, 2009
A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!
So thats why i threw up this morning.
So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 20, 2010
by smitty September 18, 2003
Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.
Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!
by Larry Sanders February 4, 2005