look up any word, like vai tomar no cu:
 
1.
redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
by Christy Newman May 31, 2005
6 0
 
2.
When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
by Gabba February 23, 2005
2 3