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Hammer Pants 

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

mc hammer pants 

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017

PANTS HAMMER 

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.
"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"
PANTS HAMMER by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

Hammerpants 

A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.
Person A: "Dude, hammerpants? Seriously?"

Person B: "My bad."
Hammerpants by Ketrinon November 20, 2009