pulling a hamlin

The act of pulling away from a dock while your boat is still tied to it.

That guy needs boating lessons.

He smashed his boat by pulling a hamlin.

by Legend of the Lakes October 30, 2013

Hamline Wireless

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.

Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.

by 1L February 4, 2006

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Denny Hamlin

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle

“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022

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Pull a hamline

To peace the fuck out; vanish like dust to the wind; disapparate like a hippogriff

I didn't feel like waiting for my check-in, so I decided to pull a hamline and got a beer instead.

by Moz47 September 3, 2010

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The act of defecating in a Federal Express box and shipping it to a friend. Named after NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin, whose race team is sponsored by FedEx. Made popular in Charlotte NC, where NASCAR teams are based.

I sent you a Hot Hamlin for April Fool's Day and boy did it smell bad when it arrived.

by NASCAR Fan February 15, 2010

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