9 definitions by J rock from the dirty E
When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.
Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.
by J rock from the dirty E March 21, 2018
Janice - “WTM at! I need some cock”
Kevin - “ go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouth”
Kevin - “ go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouth”
by J rock from the dirty E August 17, 2022
Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it
I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy
by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022
Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle
“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”
“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022
Whenever I drink a rowdy energy, it feels like Samantha’s sitting on my face in the motor home while there’s some toilet bowl racing on in the background
by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022
by J rock from the dirty E August 6, 2022
The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
by J rock from the dirty E March 21, 2018