Bailey Hames

He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)

Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.

by BazzDaa June 1, 2020

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

by Burger14 March 12, 2019

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 11, 2018

Dirty hameed

When the guy is on his game and the girl is sucking his dick and he gets off right before he cums

“Ugh I really wanna do a dirty hameed rn”

by Jayla2000008 September 7, 2021