Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.
Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...
by ayyywasupdoe January 29, 2020
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A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.
You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.
by Apache99 March 2, 2018
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A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers
Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010
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inebriated; inappropriately wasted
I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.
by mlehoopah June 2, 2010
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A Welsh person of sound farming knowledge. Knows their way around the Royal Welsh.
He's a good hambon him, just look at his herd

Eleri is a proper hambon, I saw her getting hammered in the members tent
by cheese_and_crackers April 21, 2021
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Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!
by princevitae September 15, 2003
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