ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

ham pocket by eatin October 31, 2006

Ham Pocket

a wet stinky vaginal hole, overused and worn down from years of service to men, women and animals of all types.

oh man, that ho sure had some experience with riding cock, but her pussy tasted liek a ham pocket. gross.

Ham Pocket by JCA$H March 7, 2008

Pocket Ham 

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.

Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.

Pocket Ham by SideBar November 21, 2019

Hampacket 

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.

Hampacket by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

hampocket

a slang-term used for vagina, often used in a joking manner

can be shortened to 'hampocky' and 'hampock'

I have the worst wedgie! my hampocket is numb by now!

hampocket by anonymous December 16, 2020