Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

halfpence

A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.

Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.

halfpence by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

VAS HAPPENIN

a quote from former One Direction's Zayn Malik.

"VAS HAPPENIN!"

VAS HAPPENIN by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm September 21, 2020

Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

Jim Halpert by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

What happened to you? 

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

What happened to you? by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

halipadinos

there is not true definition for this word even if some people think that there is. The only sort of definition is that halipadinos could be a word used by 5 year olds when trying to come up with a secret language

although some people might say this word, halipadinos is not a word. So it would not be used in a sentence

halipadinos by you are reading my name May 4, 2020

halfpster 

Literally a half-hipster. Usually, a true hipster will not admit to being one to preserve their social independence and obscurity which makes it difficult to pinpoint the difference between hipsters and halfpsters. Many people are not prepared to fully commit to being so superior and hip all the time, causing many people to be classified somewhere within gray area of halfpster-dom. Halfpsters can be identified by the presence of some mainstream music on their playlists, occasional appearance of branded clothing in their wardrobe, and general denial of being wholly and truly hipster.

Hipster Friend: What is this Flo-Rida doing on your iPod? You know how over-produced his stuff is.

Halfpster: Yeah I know, but I like that song. Sue me.

halfpster by orangedizzle February 6, 2013