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halotoesis

a man or woman's breath after sucking on someone else's or their own feet/foot.
Your man comes home from work and tries to kiss you. You get a whiff of his breath and pull away saying, "WTF did you eat?" Well instead of the box lunch he went for the HoeToe sandwich and has a serious case of HaloTOEsis. Him and his funky foot fetish. GROSS!! Gives a whole new meaning to putting "a foot in your mouth". Everybody beware this kind of activity can lead to Athlete's Mouth.
halotoesis by Mobetta November 14, 2013
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Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.
When your mouth and asshole smell the same.
halitosis by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003
Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.
Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.
Halitosis by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010
You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.
Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis
halitosis by concerned peer May 21, 2003
Stank nasty mouth-funk
Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts
halitosis by murcury June 5, 2003
Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.
My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.
Halitosis by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009