Your man comes home from work and tries to kiss you. You get a whiff of his breath and pull away saying, "WTF did you eat?" Well instead of the box lunch he went for the HoeToe sandwich and has a serious case of HaloTOEsis. Him and his funky foot fetish. GROSS!! Gives a whole new meaning to putting "a foot in your mouth". Everybody beware this kind of activity can lead to Athlete's Mouth.
by Mobetta November 14, 2013