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bak et halleluja

"Behind a Hallelujah"

A song by Kaizer's Orchestra, a six-person band from Norway. May only be 2 minutes long, but is very addictive. Also featured on the flash 'War' on Albino Blacksheep.
Fader eg må be om unskyldning
Det er min feil at Tony er pakkt inn i presenning
Eg har forbrudt meg mot Monsieur Clavier sitt reglement
Du vett at eg ikkje kan hamla opp med han
Eg ber deg. Hjelp, Fader hjelp meg
Eg står i støvler av cement, Fader hjelp meg

Eg sa russisk rulett er ikkje en god ide
men han følte seg i slag så tvang han meg med
Eg såg han spant magasinet
Han satte løpet mellom tennene sine

Eg skal be for deg min sønn
for hos Han er du ennå ikkje dømt
For ingen kan sei nei til beløpet som Monsieur Clavier gav
Og bare Fader Martin vett kva som ligge bak et halleluja

Tony har en formidabel dobbelgjenger
Spor han opp, sett opp en kontrakt, gje han penger
Du kan ta en håndfull ut av vår kollekt
Du kan bli som folk flest eller du kan bli prest
men kom aldri tilbake for her er dine dager talte
bak et halleluja by Nae October 2, 2004
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hallelucination

a religiously themed halucination
The POTUS's blonde tomato Spiritual Advisor has some over-the-top hallelucinations.

Halle berry or hallelujah 

The choice between worldly pleasures (sex, drugs, etc...) and salvation via god. Both have their downsides
It go halle berry or hallelujah? Pick your poision show me what your doing... (money trees, kendrick lamar)

Hallelujah Branch 

Your bro or homie that you got to church with. Someone you are thankful for.
P1"I'm so thankful for you, branch"
P2"Your my Hallelujah Branch"
P1"Ready for church on sunday?"
Hallelujah Branch by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

hallelujer 

hallelujer is the ebonics version of hallelujah. the word is usually credited to madea (and often used by oprah winfrey) a character portrayed by black film maker tyler perry in his numerous plays and films.
Lucky for me - the po po didn't catch me speeding to wednesday bible study - hallelujer!
hallelujer by the griot May 6, 2008

hollalujah holla back

An expression used when departing. Can be used interchangeably with the words "i'll holla 'atcha", "later", or "bye". Was originally brought into existance by some douche bag from the "The White Rapper Show" on VH1.
Trey: Aight nigga, I'm finuh dip.
BJ: Alright son, hollalujah holla back. 1.
Trey: 1.

Mike: All y'all niggas don't no! We gitten da fuck outta hea.
Ryan: Hollalujah holla back, nigga.

wallelujah 

The song sung by our god: Waluigi

(Original songs made by BitFinity)
"It's a cold, and it's a broken wallelujah"
wallelujah by YesButAlsoNo July 2, 2018