hallcest Share definition Flag Having intimate relations with a person residing in the same hall of your dorm/apt/etc. Person1: "Hey, Molly is really hot." Person2: "No way man, she's only three doors down. That's like hallcest." hallcest by Anonymous March 27, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the hallcest mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch