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halfbacker 

A person who originated from the Northeastern region of the United States (where it is commonly very cold and overcrowded), moved to Florida (where it is commonly very hot and overcrowded) and subsequently moved half-way back to the Northeast in hopes this unexploited region would provide cheap lobor and moderate weather. It seems their final choice in residence depends heavily on the route they took during their original migration to Florida, as the majority of halfbackers reside within a short drive of I-75, I-24 and I-81. Halfbackers often exhibit distinguishing traits such as the formation of densely populated communities, cultivation of foliage indiginous only to Southern Florida and an ironic nostalgic view of life in both Florida and the Northeast.
It's best not to argue with a halfbacker as they have seen much in their exstensive travels and are likely to be far wiser than you.
halfbacker by crzy4flight June 13, 2010
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Halfjack 

1. To get any current work or job half done.

2. Someone who only finishes half their objective.
"This car has been half built, looks like we got a halfjack on our hands."

or

"Damn! He only finished half the fence! What a halfjack!"
Halfjack by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010
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n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal
I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack
half sack by jd May 2, 2004

halfback 

A person originally from the northeastern U.S. who retired to Florida only to later move "half way back" to the southern Appalachian mountains.
A couple of halfbacks bought the old farm on brushy fork. Say they're gonna raise pink flamingos or something like that.

Halfstack 

Derived from the address "555 1/2 W Holland St.", along with a half stack amplifier metaphorically speaking, the Halfstack is the most amazing bachelor pad in the southeast region of South Dakota. Business offices below the apartment share the address "555 W Holland St.," thus the partial "1/2" comes into play. Apartment tenants go by the names "Josh" and "Kyler."
Dude, we gotta go to the Halfstack for a good jam session!

In verb form:
Joe is Halfstacking it up with his buddies.
Halfstack by Joshua Harrison Ford October 18, 2010
Someone who either has only one testicle, or a man with the balls to talk some shit yet not willing to back it up.
Cody is such a half-sack! He called me a pussy and then rolled off in his wheel chair! I was able to catch him though. I moved him to the intersection by the bar and put the brake on so he couldn’t move.
Half-Sack by CodyIsAPussyAssBitch January 9, 2018

halfjack 

1. One who never goes more then halfway on anything

2. A boyfriend never planning a date and leaving all the work to his girlfriend and more commonly referred to as a jackass

3. One who has winterfresh on a daily basis and swallows


EX 1. Paul never planned anything with his girlfriend so he is a halfjack / jackass
EX 2. Paul likes to swallow winterfresh
halfjack by Grem Lochington January 25, 2008