Halfing Moment 

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

Halfing Moment by khada October 22, 2020

Halfing Moment 

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

Halfing Moment by khada October 22, 2020

top halfing

The method of only looking good on the top half of your body. It became popular during the video conferences people would have to do during the 2020 quarantine.

Stan: Did you see Dan yesterday?
Dave: Yeah, he was so top halfing.

top halfing by 999_4_Life September 16, 2020

bryan halling 

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.

Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!

bryan halling by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

Hilfingered by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

Harfing 

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015

Haloing 

To sing the Halo theme song in the restroom while standing still doing the T-pose

Principle: what were you doing in the restroom
Student: We were just Haloing
Principle: NO HALOING ALLOWED!!!

Haloing by Halobeast123 July 4, 2018