That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!
by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020
Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.
by BigPete71 December 17, 2022