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Half Asian

One of the most amazing races to ever grace this planet. Scientifically proven to live longer, and most are very successful. Take any area: the best in the class will always include a few Half Asians. Less than 1% of the population in America is Half Asian, and a number MUCH higher than 1% fills people who are top notch at what they do i.e. celebrities, sports stars, great minds, etc.
Check out any list where people rank some of the most beautiful people in the world- I guarantee you'll find more than a few Half Asians.
Half Asian by Halfieful May 28, 2008
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Half Asian

One of the most amazing races to ever grace this planet. Scientifically proven to live longer, and most are very successful. Take any area: the best in the class will always include a few Half Asians. Less than 1% of the population in America is Half Asian, and a number MUCH higher than 1% fills people who are top notch at what they do i.e. celebrities, sports stars, great minds, etc.
Check out any list where people rank some of the most beautiful people in the world- I guarantee you'll find more than a few Half Asians.
Half Asian by Halfieful May 28, 2008

Half Asian

People whos ethnicity consists of half asian and half something else.
Kiko is the greatest half asian in the whole entire world, my idol. Even if she has frequent chest pains. baboonaphiles!!!
LhahahahOaaaaaahLha!

The New Half Asian Girls 

Middle Eastern young women living in the United States who are eager to assimilate into urban culture. Comes from the saying that Asian women who move to america are eager to have "half asian" offspring, if you know what I mean (wink wink).
Abir was born in mind to be half asian, fo shizzle my fellow black accountant. (the new half asian girls)

Asian Half Hour 

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.
Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...
Asian Half Hour by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

Halfashandy Holbrook 

Someone who gets drunk very easily i.e. lightweight.
"John got hammered before we'd even started!"
"He's a Halfashandy Holbrook."
Halfashandy Holbrook by CHADANGUS February 23, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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