half a deuce 

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?

Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.

half a deuce by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006

deuce and a half 

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

deuce and a half by Bill August 19, 2004

Deuce and a half 

The standard 2.5 ton truck for the US Army.

Dammit, I am stuck having to drive our deuce and a half back to the shop...

Deuce and a half by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

Deuce and a half 

For firefighters, a 2 1/2 inch hoseline used to fight large fires.

Captain: Probie, pull the deuce and a half and go to side C

Deuce and a half by FFProbie November 5, 2007

Half Decent 

Schrödinger's decent.

Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time

used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..

Shaun: Did you watch that movie I told you about?
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!

Half Decent by wordzlayer November 29, 2019

Half dubs dece 

Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.

Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?

Half dubs dece by tinydanzor January 14, 2010

half birthday december 5th 

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

half birthday december 5th by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022