1. You hear what Joe did? He choked his girlfriend with her own tampon! That kid is half-past seven!
2. You beat me, one-on-one? Shit, you must be half-past seven!
2. You beat me, one-on-one? Shit, you must be half-past seven!
by Phroxen April 22, 2004
1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"
Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"
Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"
Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"
Person #3 "Gays."
Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"
Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"
Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"
Person #3 "Gays."
by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010
The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.
by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010
A phrase that can be said to distract someone when having a back-and-forth argument. Can also just be called "half-past" as you can use anything, not just a number.
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Half-past three!"
"Yeah- wait, what?"
"Half past three."
"... What?"
"Exactly."
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Half-past three!"
"Yeah- wait, what?"
"Half past three."
"... What?"
"Exactly."
by car-asp-mett-ward July 21, 2009
When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
by the engineer April 2, 2013
"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
by M_H_B August 9, 2007
Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 29, 2009