Hamburgence 

(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced, and paradoxically urgent state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, the urgent drive to satisfy a craving, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of specifically fatty foods: primarily hamburgers. The end result is usually a Food-Coma.

The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached the event horizon of a Food-Coma, brought on by an episode of HAMBURGENCE.

As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act; subsequently surrendering to his body's fat-saturated condition - albeit temporarily.

Note: a hamburgence-induced food-coma is one of the shorter-lasting conditions related to overindulgence.

Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."

Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"

Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"

Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)

Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"

Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."

Hamburgence by Astral Dissection June 28, 2011

haliburton 

(adj) Something that is so fiendish that it will concoct a scheme to bribe a nation's presiding leader into invading a Middle Eastern nation simply so it can get some reconstruction contracts

That prostitute has been so haliburton ever since she started menstruating!

haliburton by Dr. Balls May 10, 2005

Halburn

verb. Commonly misspelled as Hallburn (with two L's). To Halburn is to be delusional to the point where you start believing your own lies.

"Someone stuffed keywords into the meta tags of my blog. It must have been sigalert marketing out of Los Angeles"

"Wow, way to Halburn that."

Halburn by LennyBernstein September 25, 2009

Hamburgence 

(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.

The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.

As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.

He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.

Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"

Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."

Hamburgence by Astral Dissection November 18, 2011

Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.

I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.

Haliburton Loophole by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010

Haliburton 

Little town in Ontario, Canada.

A friendly place; known mostly for it's cottagers.

Going to Haliburton for the Weekend.

Haliburton by AlwaysLoveXoX July 11, 2011

Haliburton, ON 

Haliburton is a place in Ontario, Canada, where all the insane people live. It's also very sexual. There are approximately four stores in the entire town. Everybody knows everybody else, and overall it's pretty shitty.

-Where do you live?
-Haliburton, Ontario.
-That's pretty shitty.
-And sexual.

Haliburton, ON by Officer #doubleoheleventeen April 19, 2009